Memory, Milestones, and The Toothbrush Penis Joke

Sometimes I really wish I had a time machine. If I had one, I would crank that dial back to a whole different time in my life.  Like the one where I had toned thighs and could remember what I was planning on getting out of the refrigerator when I opened its door.  Yeah, one of those times.  I realize that some folks would pick a time with dinosaurs or some major historical event, but I’d be real happy just to see a glimpse of myself before I started falling apart with such abandon.

Halloween Cat

Halloween Cat (via Playdoh!)

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